You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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