I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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