I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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