I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
His hands were made for my vagina.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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