if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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