I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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