too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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