if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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