nut hugger
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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