Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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