please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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