who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
