I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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