They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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