Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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