I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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