i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
we're so committed to being not committed
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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