Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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