so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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