how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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