Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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