She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just gift wrapped bread.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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