do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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