How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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