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im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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