And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
