Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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