I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My bed smells like the plague
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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