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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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