plz talk dirty to me
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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