The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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