So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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