She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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