the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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