i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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