That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Small penises have feelings too.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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