I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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