We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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