Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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