doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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