Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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