i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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