Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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