I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Your dad touched me again.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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