Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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