i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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