When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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