I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I stole a fireplace last night.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
