he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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