I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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