i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
tell me about the fingering
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