I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
