Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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