Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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